egberts:

mossy-moth:

Why don’t you go into a small patch of woods at 3am after being called on by the fog and sing a song in a language you don’t remember and maybe you’ll feel at peace for once?

dankmemeuniversity:

nostoccommune:

GRRRRRRRR I don’t WANT to confirm my email address! I HATE confirming my email address! *rips the door off my fridge*

yahenni:

yahenni:

Ripley’s By God, I’ve Become So Desensitized to The Infinite Parade of New And Ridiculous Ignominies That Comprise Modern Life That You Could Tell Me Anything And I’d Just Be Like “Sure, Fuck It”

Ripley’s Jesus, Fuck, Really? Fuck.

pissvortex:

going to the gas station and spraying the gas everywhere while the cashier frantically hands me crisp dollar bills, due to the negative oil prices

sevenelevenprophet:

Booty shorts that say “the prophecy is true” on the ass

totallyfubar:

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

lore on my ramen package call that uhhhhh flavor text

ruinedchildhood: